“THE MIAMI BITCH” PACKAGE
ONE OF OUR MOST REQUESTED & GIFTED TREATMENTS
Do You or Anyone You Know Knead An Attitude Adjustment?
One of our therapists will beat the hell out of you with various Massage Techniques Enhanced by Heated `stones, Cupping, Herbal Heated Hydro Packs, A Slap in The Back of The Head and LOTS of our Soothing, Sedative Sage & Detoxifying Aromatherapy.
Drop The Attitude as We Tirelessly Work to Recharge & Rejuvenate Your Dull, Tired Ass Skin with our Hydrating & Anti-Aging Body Butter Potions that Delivers Youth-Activating Vitamins, Minerals & Amino Acids.
NEXT! Your Resting Bitch Face Begins to Melt Away as You Slip Further into a Deeper Sense of Calm and Blossom into “That Bitch” as We Make You Look 100 Years Younger with a Deep Cleansing Rejuvenation Spa Facial and Exorcism. – I mean extractions – And A Chisel!
2.5 Hours: $450. | 2 Bitches @ The Same Time in Separate Treatment Rooms: $900.
REMEMBER THERE IS ONLY ONE HBIC HERE & IT IS NOT YOU!
– HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR! –
We Can Personalise Gift Certificates with A Sense Of pOp Humour
Or We Can Create Professional Spa Certificates
ALL OF OUR SERVICES – REGARDLESS OF THE
CERTIFICATE THEME –
ARE PROFESSIONAL, WORLD CLASS TREATMENTS
ONE OF OUR MOST REQUESTED AND GIFTED MASSAGE, FACIAL & SPA PACKAGE.
PHONE OR TEXT FOR THE BITCH IN YOUR LIFE!
305.535.2424
inquiry@BodiesKneaded.com
GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE BY PHONE
WE CAN TEXT, EMAIL OR MAIL YOU GIFT VOUCHERS
WE ACCEPT:
VISA, MASTERCARD, AMEX,
PAYPAL, VENMO,
US CURRENCY | BRITISH POUNDS | EUROS
SOUTH BEACH MIAMI SINCE 1996
TOP RATED MASSAGE SPA STUDIO ON MIAMI BEACH
FOR EFFECTIVE, THERAPEUTIC MASSAGES & FACIALS
PHONE OR TEXT FOR YOUR WORLD CLASS PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE SPA EXPERIENCE
305.535.2424 | inquiry@BodiesKneaded.com | South Beach | Miami Beach
