South Beach attitude · Serious spa time
Knead an attitude adjustment?
The Miami Bitch™ Massage & Spa Package pairs personalized therapeutic massage with spa treatments—and a sense of humour.
Leave the tension with us. Save the attitude for your entrance.
2½ hours · $450
3 hours · $550
Bodies Kneaded · South Beach, Miami Beach · Since 1996
Make time for yourself
Choose your Miami Bitch experience
2½-hour experience
$450
Time for therapeutic massage and spa pampering, customized to the package selected.
Ask about the 2½-hour package3-hour experience
$550
A longer appointment for your personalized massage and spa experience.
Ask about the 3-hour packageTreatments and timing vary by package. We’ll confirm the treatment combination, availability and total when you book. Please review our prepayment, gratuity and cancellation policies.
Serious massage. Serious spa. Serious attitude.
What your experience may include
Your treatment combination depends on the package selected and your preferences. Tell us where you’re tight, how much pressure you enjoy and what you’d like from your visit.
1. Massage with your name on it
Personalized therapeutic massage focuses on the areas that need attention. Heated stones, cupping, aromatherapy and herbal-infused heated hydro packs may be incorporated into your session.
2. Body polish & spa treatments
Selected packages may include exfoliation for the back, glutes and legs, followed by a mineral-rich treatment such as Dead Sea mud, hydrating French rose mud or marine mud. Hydrating products finish the spa portion.
3. Reset your resting bitch face
Yes, we said it. A deep-cleansing rejuvenation facial may include cleansing, exfoliation, hydration and extractions when appropriate. Ask us which facial options are included in your package.
Give a little South Beach personality
A memorable gift. A professional treatment.
Birthdays, best friends, anniversaries, thank-you gifts—or someone who seriously kneads an attitude adjustment.
Choose a playful personalized certificate or a classic spa design. The humour is in the presentation; every appointment is a professional massage and spa experience.
Text about a gift certificateExplore gift certificate options. Ask about delivery by text, email or mail.
Before you book
What is the difference between the two packages?
The available appointment lengths are 2½ hours for $450 and 3 hours for $550. Treatments and timing are customized according to the package selected. Contact us to confirm the exact combination before reserving.
Can I choose my massage pressure?
Yes. Tell us your preferred pressure and the areas you want addressed. Your therapist will personalize the massage around your comfort and preferences.
Can the gift certificate have a more classic design?
Yes. We can personalize a certificate with a sense of humour or create a classic professional spa certificate. Ask by phone or text.
How do I reserve an appointment?
Text 305.465.1392 or call 305.535.2424. Appointments require confirmation and prepayment. See our reservation and cancellation policies.
Your South Beach spa escape starts here.
Bodies Kneaded Massage Spa1451 Drexel Avenue at Española Way
Miami Beach, FL 33139
Daily, 8:00 a.m.–9:00 p.m. · Appointments highly suggested.
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Remember: there’s only one HBIC here—and it’s not you.
